Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Tran, Nguyen

Yesterday has been one of the best days that I've had in a while. It's been a while since a shitty day has crossed my path. But yesterday, I just felt so active and productive like nothing was gonna stop me from having a great time.

So I started out my day with probably one of the best night of sleep I've had in San Jose. Waking up was the best. I felt so refreshed and with a pep in my step, I chilled in the living room before I decided to gather up some folks to go swimming at the school pool. All in all, it was me, Matt, Pam, Yaad, Martin, and Erik. Everyone there already knows that I can manage to get by swimming but I'm not the best. So I learned the basics of the booby stroke aka breast stroke. I got it down pretty good. I want to learn this and get better though. I can make it across the pool and back without stopping. I got to hand it to Martin for talking to a random girl because "she is hella looking at me".

As we walked home shirtless and soaking wet, someone shouted my name. It was Jimmy and I proceeded to ask him if would like to work out with me after we got out of class. When I got out, I went home to make a quick and snappy egg sandwich with the quickness and changed.

*Sarah Burdik is the pickiest eater I know.
1. She's vegetarian (understandable)
2. She hates mushrooms (somewhat understandable)
3. She doesn't like a lot of vegetables if they're cooked (okay...)
4. She doesn't like a lot of vegetables if they're not cooked (hrmmm...)
5. She doesn't like a bunch of other food I can't remember.
I offered her my egg sandwich since it was one of the only times I've eaten something without meat that she probably would like but then she asked me if my bread is toasted. I gave her a look like...are you serious? Then she rejected my perfectly delicious egg sandwich.
6. She doesn't like bread unless it's toasted (unforgivable)

Anyways, my workout was great. Chest and Tri's. Jimmy left early but I benched with a bar for the first time in a decade or two. Then I was watching this girl who was on a machine not knowing what to do (attempting to work out) and I was amazed at how many guys try to help her out/strike up a conversation with her purely based on that and what she was wearing. Pretty much 4 guys went up to her in an attempt to help her/chit chat. This got me thinking how easy it is for a girl to get laid if she wanted to compared to guys.

Then, I came home to people drinking. I beer bonged a can of beer twice before my new friend Elaura told me she was by the gym. I proceeded to put on clothes and grab my racket. At the gym, I saw my cousin and challenged him and his partner to a game against me and Elaura. We beat them without difficulty because I'm so good. J/K but I was decent and they just lacked any skills. After winning two or three more games, we just decided to give up for today. There were way too many asian bodies in there creating the heat in the gym plus they were all sweating so it added to the humidity. Gross huH?

Elaura and I went outside to talk for a bit about general stuff yknow? Stuff like stories about my psycho ex-gf Linda. Ohhh the wonderful memories...:) (HELLA SARCASM). But seriously, I try not to regret anything I do or my choices so I look at the positive side of things. At the very least, I got crazy bitch stories I can share with my friends. Going out with her indeed gave me many humorous laughs with many people.

Not too long after as we were still talking, a random guy was walking by and he just started barking. He'd be barking and walking at the same time. I figure he was trying to showcase his multitasking abilities or something iono. But he was just barking and staring at people and barking some more. I watched him walk by us and as I turn back around to face my friend and continue my story, he turns around and comes back towards us. And it goes something like this...

Me: Wussup dude, you drunk?
Him: Oh wussup. Jackie Chan right?
Me: (Confused) What?
Him: Your name...Jackie Chan right.
Me: (Realizing what he was tryin to get at) ...Nah I ain't Jackie Chan.
Him: Oh you're not Jackie Chan. Bruce Lee?
Me: That ain't my name. That's fucked up.
Him: Ohh you're not? Jet Li? Tran? Nguyen?
Me: Shut the fuck up. You need to get out of here.
Him: Or else what? You call the cops? You called the cops already didn't you? That's what you people do best.
Me: Uhhh no. (Look at Elaura and roll my eyes like this guys an idiot with a capital "I")
Him: I'm gonna knock you out. (Steps up to me while I'm still sitting)
Me: Oh yeah?
Him: Your head is gonna hit that brick wall.
Me: I'm right here. Hit me if you want to. (Light chuckle)

He then proceeds to doing that thing that's suppose to make people flinch. I don't budge or move from my seat.

Him: You blinked. See me right here, I don't ever blink. Nah.
Me: Something something
Him: (Points to a random direction) Oh shit, I see the cops you called...I gotta bounce...

And then he proceeds by running off somewhere.

This guy is a straight up idiot. I'm pretty sure I could have beat him up, even though I already had my workout that day. He would have been less than a warm up :). I walked Elaura to the parking structure so she don't run into him and she is saying stuff to me like how I shouldn't have looked at him or said anything to him and that all he wanted was attention. SORRY FOR SCARING YOU!! She super didn't want me to walk home but I insisted on just longboarding for several reasons:

1. It would have been a waste of her time; my house isn't far.
2. I was gonna take the outside route and I was pretty sure he's still in the school.
3. If I saw him I wouldn't do anything.
4. If anything did happen, I woulda just use whatever skills I have against him.

We made a deal that I would go around the school and that I'd call her once I got home. I came home to a BBQ out in front. At this point it was 10 already. Told the fellas what just happen and some of them wanted to go out looking for him...so we did. The hesitation led us to not being able to track him down.

I really don't understand that guy and why the fuck he would be a racist prick during these times. I mean, I guess I can still understand it if you were from somewhere in the midwest and you've never seen or encountered an asian person or something but fuck...we're in the bay fuckin' area. This shit is one of the most diverse places in the fuckin world. Fuck you to that one guy.

I met Martin's girl Ariel. And apparantly she said something about my body while having sex with him later that night. Lolz. It was getting late so we packed up around 1AMish. The night did not stop there. Matt, Henry, and I were feeling a little bored but still full of energy. We looked up places online and ended up deciding to go to that 24hr donut shop somewhere kinda far away.

Off we go in a topless Jeep Wrangler with nothing but shorts and a tank top on and a towel just in case it gets cold. The night was beautiful and still young. Our little adventure started with a flask of Gin and Sprite...not a very good mixture apparenty. It took us about 30 minutes to go there, order, and come back. I ate like 3 donuts that night and 2 in the morning. Some porn and deathnote before I go to sleep.

Day and Night well spent.