lack of rules

Ughhghg I haven't been getting much sleep. Way too much shit going on and I need to figure out how to organize me life.

Let me just refer back to other people's blog to recap my summer thus far in multiple blogs.

To continue the last blog, we took a break from cleaning at roughly 6 o'clock to head on over to Kim's sorta uncle's bbq that he was having. I brought on over Sunny and Henry and Eric's regulation beer pong table.

So bbq = free beer = me being drunk

Sunny and I were trying to match each other. Well it was basically me trying to match Sunny in the beginning. Then me surpassing him. Then me talking shit and saying how weak he is motivate him to drink more to catch up.

As we set up the table, I was ready to play this cocky ass fucker aka Kim's aunt's boyfriend that a lot of her family don't like. He was telling me the prior days how him and his partner is the best at playing beer pong and that he has been undefeated ever since he started playing a month ago. So my partner and I Henry set up the table to shut his mouth like Stryker did to Deadpool in X-Men origins.

BUT before the game, we wanted the rules to be clearly stated as to avoid any conflict. In actuality, his rules just created drama.

Rule 1: No bouncing leading to no swatting.
Rule 2: No explosions.
Rule 3: No blowing or fingering a ball.
Rule 4: You cannot get your ball back and do a gentleman's shot.

These aren't really rules; the game was actually lacking rules. I was sort of in disbelief as he stated that these were the original/oldschool rules. And he claims to have "started the game." Which is weird because he just started playing a month ago or so?

As Henry and I played, there were SOOOOOOO many instances where in a regular game, we would put the rules into play. There was probably 5 times within gameplay where both of them were not looking/paying attention so we could have easily made a bounce. Henry and I hit the same cup resulting in an explosion, but there was no Hiroshima. There were two instances where the ball would spin near the middle/bottom of the cup. I probably wouldn't be able to finger it just because I'm not the best at it, but it still sucks watching it spin. There was one instance where both of us watched a ball spin at the very top of the cup for 5 minutes. We both stared at it, looked at each other, and gazed back at the ball spinning before it dropped into the beer. According to Kim, it was the most fingerable ball ever. We lost.

So being a sore loser at times, I started talking hella shit about his rules and how they're hella cheap. It was suppose to be hands behind table but every shot, they would lean over right before the throw.

So my shit talking led to him saying repeatedly that our rules were fancy smancy, complicated, and new weird shit. He also kept saying "I don't know what you guys play! Oldschool is always better. Etc."

I basically said back that people change the rules and add new rules because it improves everything. It improves gameplay and excitement. Thus the quality of the game is better. I used an analogy which made sense to me...maybe not to you guys or to him. I said, to him that yeah, they came out with TV way back then. It is oldschool and original. But as time goes on, you have to adapt. Now we have widescreens, flat screens, flat panels, LCD and Plasma, HD. If you're so oldschool why do you have a 52 inch Sony HD in your living room? If the oldschool ways are SOOOO much better, then why do people change it and why do majority of college people play with most of these rules?

Anyways, thanks for backing me up Kim like always. Sorry about the argument over something on TV! I WAS DRUNK!!

Sunny was a drunk bitch and threw up x7. Once he threw up in the sink while taking a shit.

Played 2 on 1 flip cup vs Kenneth and Tharina.

We drove back to the SJ house to continue cleaning. I did absolutely nothing and fell asleep on the bed as everyone was cleaning.

HEHEHE. I heard Sarah got hella mad at me. Oh well. Not like I care. Matt you better not you know what or else I will be disappointed for life.