Random Memories That Make Me Smile

I was sleeping and then felt something touch crotch area. Looking up, I saw John smiling holding a plate of food and smiling. I looked at my crotch area and saw another plate for me. Loaded on the plate was an omelet, and a small side of waffles topped with reduced strawberries and whip cream.

About a year ago, I was living in a house with Andrew, Howard, and John. I remember when Tiffany (Howard's GF) brought over her chunky friend from Vegas. We were all in the garage at that moment. The two girls left and Howard said something to me and Andrew along the lines of "That fat bitch...etc etc." Howard left and came back minutes later saying how Tiffany heard him and that he's in trouble. By this time Andrew and I were hella drunk and as we played the couple in beer pong, we kept laughing immaturely knowing that they're mad at each other. Sorry I added fuel to the fire but it was too funny.

In elementary school, I remember Oai and I LOVED to play at the park. We would go on the swings every single day after school and just play. One specific thing I remember doing each day we were there was go on the swings and jump off of them doing various tricks and flips. This includes (but not limited to): doing backflips, 180's, 360's, 540's, benihanas, and suck-it's (derived from X-Pac of WWF. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GGwOxhkoP4). We were so good, or so we thought, that we wanted to be authors of an illustration "how-to" book.

Oai, Sunny, Chung, and I created this group when we were younger. We called it the "Ultimate 4." This group was created so we can make money and be of good citizens to our society. Our target market were mainly homeowners who needed chores or errands done so they can actually enjoy their lives. Yes, the Ultimate 4 could do anything from mowing lawns to babysitting. I think the only money we made was from having a lame garage sale that got us 30 dollars.

Our new roommates showed me and Henry a picture on facebook for a group of people. At first they just showed the small icon and then they asked us who was the cutest one. We pointed at some girl and then asked us if we thought she was pretty and asked us if we would date her. We both agreed and said yes. When they clicked on the icon to the big picture it was Pam, our other roommate -___-"